My daughter sent this to me yesterday… Think she’s trying to tell me something?
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR …
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ..
But that’s not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here’s the worst of it —
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or splutter….. either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
“c2005 Linda S Amstutz. You can read more of her writings at http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com“
To Your Success,
Susan
P.S. Hey, my body may be getting old but I’m not. And if I could trade it in I’d pick one like this…
P.P.S Interested in learning how to save on gas for your “real” car? Check this out.
hahahhahahaha… Yup!
Comment by
Pam Triick — July 28, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
My name is Linda S Amstutz and I am the author of IF MY BODY WERE A CAR. If you enjoyed that essay, you might be interested in reading more of my writing at my blog: http://anotherlinda.blogspot.com Hope to see you there!
Comment by
Linda S Amstutz — November 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
Happy holidays and a happy new year!
Comment by
Autovermietung Riesa — December 27, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
great looking site! i really like the design. and, well, i?m a big fan of WP in general and WPMU in particular.
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Silke — January 25, 2009 @ 4:02 am